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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

{"fact":"The group of words associated with cat (catt,\u00a0cath,\u00a0chat,\u00a0katze) stem from the Latin\u00a0catus, meaning domestic cat, as opposed to\u00a0feles, or wild cat.","length":147}

{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}

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