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{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}

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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}

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