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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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