{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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Jordy van Loon is a Dutch child singer who reached number one in the Dutch Single Top 100 with his single \"Verliefdheid\".
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Pivka is a small town in Slovenia in the Pivka Basin in the Karst region. It is the seat of the Municipality of Pivka. It belongs to the traditional region of Inner Carniola.
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