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{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Drunken boxing","displaytitle":"Drunken boxing","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q228601","titles":{"canonical":"Drunken_boxing","normalized":"Drunken boxing","display":"Drunken boxing"},"pageid":56079303,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Chinese_-_The_Eight_Immortals_-_Walters_3535.jpg/320px-Chinese_-_The_Eight_Immortals_-_Walters_3535.jpg","width":320,"height":522},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Chinese_-_The_Eight_Immortals_-_Walters_3535.jpg","width":1102,"height":1799},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276433381","tid":"61514721-ee3a-11ef-8c66-5036fd7b8791","timestamp":"2025-02-18T20:53:18Z","description":"Chinese martial art","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drunken_boxing"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Drunken_boxing","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drunken_boxing"}},"extract":"Drunken boxing also known as Drunken Fist, is a general name for various styles of Chinese martial arts that imitate the movements of a drunk person. It is an ancient style and its origins are mainly traced back to the Buddhist and Daoist religious communities. The Buddhist style is related to the Shaolin temple while the Daoist style is based on the Daoist tale of the drunken Eight Immortals. Zui quan has the most unusual body movements among all styles of Chinese martial arts. Hitting, grappling, locking, dodging, feinting, ground and aerial fighting and all other sophisticated methods of combat are incorporated