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Otwock Świder is a railway station at Świder, Otwock, Otwock, Masovian, Poland. It is served by Koleje Mazowieckie and SKM Warszawa.

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The Museo del Calcio is a sports museum dedicated to the history of the Italy national football team, located in a building of the Centro Tecnico Federale di Coverciano in the Coverciano quartiere of Florence, Italy.

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